![]() The only other acceptable sticker option for white people is the white oval country tag sticker used commonly in Europe to help identify cars that cross international borders. Two days later, he affixed the same bumper sticker to their car and the process began anew until enough people had changed their views to form what we now know as the city of Portland, Oregon. ![]() In fact, there is a popular tale in white mythology that tells of an unenlightened man driving on the freeway who saw a bumper sticker on the back of a Subaru station wagon that said “Go Veg.” The sticker was so moving that he threw the hamburger he was eating right out the window and became a vegetarian on the spot. Though there is no conclusive evidence about the effectiveness of these stickers, white people show no signs of abandoning the campaign. Some popular ones include telling people to Coexist and to stop eating meat. If a white person does not feel like supporting a candidate, they will likely select a bumper sticker that tells other people what to do. If it’s a disputed election like in 2000, the sticker can be left on for the life of the car. Though these stickers reach peak effectiveness during an election year, it is acceptable to leave this sticker on the car until the next election regardless of whether or not the candidate actually won. As of February 2008, white law requires an Obama 08 bumper sticker to be placed on the back of every Prius. The safest and most accepted choice for a sticker is always one that supports a Democratic Presidential candidate (Ralph Nader is an acceptable substitute). Therefore that one sticker must properly capture the essence of the car and the political views of the driver. Because of the abundance of space they are free to include stickers from all areas of white support: music, politics, the environment, insults to right wing politicians, and various movements that tell people to keep a city “weird.”īut when white people have a nice new car such as a Prius or an Audi station wagon, the fear of losing resale value prevents them from applying more than one sticker. When a white person drives an older car (6+ years old) that has a resale value under $2000, they will coat the entire backside of the car in bumper stickers. Fortunately for white people there is a solution that is both popular and ineffective: bumper stickers.īefore talking about the types of bumper stickers that white people like, it’s very important to get an understanding about layout and placement. While this is very easy to do through email or face to face conversation, it is exceptionally difficult to do while driving a car. ![]() It is a fact that white people will never turn down an opportunity to enlighten other people on the correct way to think.
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